{"id":7873766195425,"title":"Instant Therapy Putty - Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men and Women Secret Santa Gifts for Men and Women Weird Gifts Cheap Therapy","handle":"instant-therapy-putty-stress-relief-instant-therapy-gifts-funny-gag-gifts-for-friends-bff-gifts-stocking-stuffers-for-men-and-women-secret-santa-gifts-for-men-and-women-weird-gifts-cheap-therapy","description":"\u003ch3\u003eInstant Therapy Putty - Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men and Women Secret Santa Gifts for Men and Women Weird Gifts Cheap Therapy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"b\"\u003eInstant Therapy Putty It’s way cheaper than a shrink! We all wish we could\nspend thousands of dollars a month to talk with professional therapists about\nwhat’s going on in our lives. Instant Therapy Putty is like spending an hour\non a psychiatrist’s couch talking about how mom never did like your favorite\nshoes. Trauma!! Life is stressful. We all do things we regret and have deep-\nseated issues that impact us every day. Psychoanalysis on the fly gets\nexpensive, but now you can take the healing process into your own hands…for\nless! Stress is one of the leading causes of screwed-upness (technical term),\nso relieve it with Instant Therapy Putty. Work out those issues, dude If there\nis one thing that life teaches us, it’s that sometimes our biggest problem is\nourselves. Maybe the world isn’t out to get me, and I need to simmer down now.\nWhen you discover these revelations, it’s bound to impact your mood. Grab your\nInstant therapy putty, and take out your frustrations on it. You can even call\nit names, it doesn’t care. This is a great gift for anyone who’s high-strung,\nbut on a budget. The ones who are constantly drinking coffee and flipping out\nover the littles stuff, because they could really use a chill pill. They need\nto relax before their heads explode, or they start talking to the watercooler.\nInstant Therapy Putty gives them all the benefits of a psychiatrist without\nall that annoying sharing. It’s a hilariously thoughtful addition to care\npackages, gift baskets, birthday presents, and Christmas stockings. FOR\nNOVELTY USE ONLY – NOT INTENDED AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO PROPER MENTAL HEALTHCARE\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"a\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eWORK OUT THOSE ISSUES, BRO - We all know that if all that stress goes unchecked, it can lead to some bad life choices, like wearing Hawaiian shirts at work and eating discounted grocery store sushi. Instant Therapy Putty makes sure you have a fun way to relax, before things really go south.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eCHEAPER THAN A SHRINK Going to the shrink as often as you have an issue is expensive. You can barely afford your morning coffee as it is. Instant Therapy Putty is the cost-effective way to work through life's little issues. Think of it as the poor mans Frasier Crane or Dr. Phil. When life gets too overwhelming, squeeze your way to cool and collected.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eYES, YOURE CRAZY, BUT SO IS EVERYONE ELSE The old adage goes that if you think youre crazy then you probably arent. Bad news. Youre nuts, just like everyone else. Grab some Instant Therapy Putty and watch the neurosis float away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eBUY MULTIPLE TINS, AND ITS LIKE GROUP THERAPY If there is one thing crazy likes, its friends. Instant Therapy Putty makes a great gift for friends and family. Were all a little dysfunctional, so everyone will love squeezing away the stress with our pearlized copper Instant Therapy Putty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eSPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. Its basically a psychoanalyst in a tin that fits into your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n","published_at":"2022-10-14T01:10:05+11:00","created_at":"2022-10-14T01:10:09+11:00","vendor":"Gears Out","type":"","tags":["health_2022"],"price":10000,"price_min":10000,"price_max":10000,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":43437356351713,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"B077KYHL8G","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Instant Therapy Putty - Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men and Women Secret Santa Gifts for Men and Women Weird Gifts Cheap Therapy","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":10000,"weight":91,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":null,"barcode":"657472782967","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/B077KYHL8G.jpg?v=1669886700","\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/71GCmZ7NleL.jpg?v=1665670209","\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/51-TONenybL.jpg?v=1665670209","\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/71APPltTbrL.jpg?v=1665670209"],"featured_image":"\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/B077KYHL8G.jpg?v=1669886700","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"[Australia] - Instant Therapy Putty - Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men and Women Secret Santa Gifts for Men and Women Weird Gifts Cheap Therapy ","id":31531197595873,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1100,"width":1100,"src":"\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/B077KYHL8G.jpg?v=1669886700"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1100,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/B077KYHL8G.jpg?v=1669886700","width":1100},{"alt":"[Australia] - Instant Therapy Putty - Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men and Women Secret Santa Gifts for Men and Women Weird Gifts Cheap Therapy ","id":31121342071009,"position":2,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1100,"width":1100,"src":"\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/71GCmZ7NleL.jpg?v=1665670209"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1100,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/71GCmZ7NleL.jpg?v=1665670209","width":1100},{"alt":"[Australia] - Instant Therapy Putty - Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men and Women Secret Santa Gifts for Men and Women Weird Gifts Cheap Therapy ","id":31121342103777,"position":3,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.199,"height":417,"width":500,"src":"\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/51-TONenybL.jpg?v=1665670209"},"aspect_ratio":1.199,"height":417,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/51-TONenybL.jpg?v=1665670209","width":500},{"alt":"[Australia] - Instant Therapy Putty - Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men and Women Secret Santa Gifts for Men and Women Weird Gifts Cheap Therapy ","id":31121342136545,"position":4,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.161,"height":1050,"width":1219,"src":"\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/71APPltTbrL.jpg?v=1665670209"},"aspect_ratio":1.161,"height":1050,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/outfitocean.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/71APPltTbrL.jpg?v=1665670209","width":1219}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003ch3\u003eInstant Therapy Putty - Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men and Women Secret Santa Gifts for Men and Women Weird Gifts Cheap Therapy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"b\"\u003eInstant Therapy Putty It’s way cheaper than a shrink! We all wish we could\nspend thousands of dollars a month to talk with professional therapists about\nwhat’s going on in our lives. Instant Therapy Putty is like spending an hour\non a psychiatrist’s couch talking about how mom never did like your favorite\nshoes. Trauma!! Life is stressful. We all do things we regret and have deep-\nseated issues that impact us every day. Psychoanalysis on the fly gets\nexpensive, but now you can take the healing process into your own hands…for\nless! Stress is one of the leading causes of screwed-upness (technical term),\nso relieve it with Instant Therapy Putty. Work out those issues, dude If there\nis one thing that life teaches us, it’s that sometimes our biggest problem is\nourselves. Maybe the world isn’t out to get me, and I need to simmer down now.\nWhen you discover these revelations, it’s bound to impact your mood. Grab your\nInstant therapy putty, and take out your frustrations on it. You can even call\nit names, it doesn’t care. This is a great gift for anyone who’s high-strung,\nbut on a budget. The ones who are constantly drinking coffee and flipping out\nover the littles stuff, because they could really use a chill pill. They need\nto relax before their heads explode, or they start talking to the watercooler.\nInstant Therapy Putty gives them all the benefits of a psychiatrist without\nall that annoying sharing. It’s a hilariously thoughtful addition to care\npackages, gift baskets, birthday presents, and Christmas stockings. FOR\nNOVELTY USE ONLY – NOT INTENDED AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO PROPER MENTAL HEALTHCARE\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"a\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eWORK OUT THOSE ISSUES, BRO - We all know that if all that stress goes unchecked, it can lead to some bad life choices, like wearing Hawaiian shirts at work and eating discounted grocery store sushi. Instant Therapy Putty makes sure you have a fun way to relax, before things really go south.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eCHEAPER THAN A SHRINK Going to the shrink as often as you have an issue is expensive. You can barely afford your morning coffee as it is. Instant Therapy Putty is the cost-effective way to work through life's little issues. Think of it as the poor mans Frasier Crane or Dr. Phil. When life gets too overwhelming, squeeze your way to cool and collected.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eYES, YOURE CRAZY, BUT SO IS EVERYONE ELSE The old adage goes that if you think youre crazy then you probably arent. Bad news. Youre nuts, just like everyone else. Grab some Instant Therapy Putty and watch the neurosis float away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eBUY MULTIPLE TINS, AND ITS LIKE GROUP THERAPY If there is one thing crazy likes, its friends. Instant Therapy Putty makes a great gift for friends and family. Were all a little dysfunctional, so everyone will love squeezing away the stress with our pearlized copper Instant Therapy Putty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eSPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. Its basically a psychoanalyst in a tin that fits into your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n"}